today i had a fight with a bee.
a small, about 1 inch long bee.
it was getting into my space.
so i rolled up some newspapers
and tried to hit it like a pinata.
but it was too fast.

yesterday, i dropped the house phone til the batteries came out.
cos there was a dead lizard in the sink.
well, i thought it was dead, but when i ran the water
it started to wiggle.
my mom and i ran out the kitchen screaming.
so then ketepook,. phone jatuh.

yes, aku takot cicak.
aku takot lipas.

IF YOU HAD JUST CONSUMED ANY FOOD PRODUCTS
OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. DONT SCROLL DOWN.
cockroaches. fuck cockroaches.
lemme tell you something about cockroaches found in singapore.
there are 4 types of cockroaches.
-the american cockroach
-the australian cockroach
-the oriental cockroach
-the german cockroach
even cockroaches live in harmony in singapore.
the american one is the biggest of them
it is most commonly found in our cabinets and sewers.
i rate it the most disgusting one.

the australian cockroach looks like this but is smaller in size.



now the oriental one.
the color of it is almost black.
it is smaller than the australian and american one.
the male has bigger wings than the female.



look at them legs!! and them feelers !!
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
and if you see any of these on walls,
that means that it can fly.
so run !!

the german cockroach is nothing much,
very small(1.2 cm)
it is very yellow.
and looks like lice.
still i feel like vomiting upon their picture.


okay enough of cockroaches.,
goodnight and gooday.